Go Ahead, Buy Me an Elephant Why Dontcha?!

Mysterious benefactors take note: London’s Elephant Parade is now in the auction phase and this means you can start bidding on one of my three favourite elephants. They all start around the £4000 mark, and to be honest, I’d be happy with any of them, so, you know, its up to you which one you get me…hell, why stop at one, I could find room for all three…and its for charity don’t you know!

Elephant no. 137 by Julia Rogers with its fabulous 1980s-style paint job would be the perfect addition to my lounge…

Elephant no. 176 by Milo Tchais, it’s rather girly swirly and would work well in my kitchen I think….

Elephant no. 204 by Prince Michael of Kent, proving that purple is such a regal colour, this elephant would go well absolutely anywhere in my flat, but might work best just as an accessory – really, I’ve got a dress that would look amazing with this elephant…

Like I say, they’d all find a home here – although I suppose I might have to move out?!?